Lifestyle Makeover

Today Legal Eagle and I received a note saying, “Please NO (double underline) pet’s food outside the apt. Thank you.”

I plan to still privately feed Scurve.

We are very upset.

I think the note was from our new managers.

Whenever we eventually move out, I want to leave a note saying “Please NO (double underline) notes outside my apt. Thank you.”

More later, this week has been long.

I have many updates for another day.

Yesterday Legal Eagle and I went to her boss’s place to work (same as Sunday where I spent most of the time snooping). She had her dress on inside-out.

Me: (bursts out laughing)

LE: What?

Me: Your dress is on inside-out.

LE: What? Are you sure?

Me: Yeah, the tag is right here.

LE: Why did you wait so long to tell me?

Me: I only just noticed. The design on front looks the same inside-out.

LE: Is it obvious?

Me: Well, I can see the tag.

LE: That’s so embarrassing. I’m gonna go flip it. (moments later) Does it look better?

Me: Well, it’s on the right way now, so yeah.

LE: Shut up.

LE probably will hate that I’ve put this up on here, but it was seriously one of the best laughs I’ve had in a long time.

That’s the highlight of the week.

BBQ tomorrow! And then a whole lot of boring work, including Sunday! Shouldn’t I be resting like God? Too bad I’m not all religious then I could use that excuse.

Last week, Legal Eagle invited me to some lawyer dinner thing that her boss was taking her office to.

LE: So you want to come?

Me: Will it be horribly boring?

LE: [Boss] is paying for dinner, it’s like $40.

Me: Oooh…I haven’t had someone buy me dinner in a long time.

LE: I just bought us dinner the other night.

Me: Yeah, but this is debt-free. I always have to buy you dinner back.

This is when I discovered that I no longer will be going on dates. I will be going on debt-free dinners, debt-free movies, debt-free comedy shows (well that last one is just a dream).

^ Best image I could find of my debt-free dinner. Hmm…not quite what I was hoping for.

Onto other things.

Bride Brain’s matron-of-honor emailed all us gals (worst word ever, but seems fitting) about the bridal shower and bachelorette party.

The email was in hot pink. Try reading an email in hot pink if you never have. Fun times.

It said something along the lines of this:

I’m planning the shower for April so BB can have all of May to relax. (Why? Is she having surgery??) We need a venue, food, drinks, blah blah blah. Let’s get cracking!

OK, so really only the first sentence was like what she said, but you get it.

So, I responded as such:

Dear Holy Matron of Honor,

I am but a meager freelancer living in the slums of California. I would give my right arm to participate in these joyous occasion, but alas, I have yet to find someone in need of a random right arm.

Therefore, I would like to offer my help in any way I can (from a distance). I will make crafty projects out of newspaper clippings or bake cookies from leftovers. While I am not familiar with [city], I would be more than happy to search around high and low for a place to hold this momentous event.

Thank you for including little, poor me in your wonderful world of weddings.

In awe,

Me

P.S. LE can’t come either. She hates this whole wedding.

OK, so maybe that isn’t word for word, but I did mention that we can’t afford it. And then…………………………

MOH emailed back (and FORWARDED it to everyone!) because she included bachelorette stuff, so now everyone knows we’re poor!

And she was all like “Oh, so sad you can’t come.” Yeah, right!

Now I tried to find an image of an evil bridesmaid, but had no luck. So I Googled “hate weddings” and here is the first image.

^ Haha. Awesome.

…I just saw a homeless guy with a wig.

At first I thought it was pointless until I realized how awesome it was.

Yes, I have been working from home for a while now, but now Legal Eagle is here too!

We spent all weekend transforming our dining room area into an office and I love it. There are still some things to clean up and I will post pictures when we are done, but it totally looks like an office.

Plus, we are so WILAY right now. (And LE’s office phone has this weird alien ring to it).

Convo with Middle Sister about the offices:

Middle Sister: Just don’t put your desks facing each other.

Me: No, they’re facing the TV.

Middle Sister: You’re not going to get any work done.

But, I have managed to work today!

The cats love the office, although Barbar thinks it means we are available to play all day (well, I am, but don’t tell anyone).

I have some major Bride Brain wedding updates, but those will come in another post. I’m excited to get my 2 sizes too big dress in the next couple of months.

Middle Sister is Facebook obsessed. Yikes! Her dog Martini has a page. I am friends with him. Wow, this is a sign that I really need to get back to work. More later gators!!!